Now you're just making me laugh Full Tilt

Good times.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5960964342: Tier One $8+$0.70 (Turbo) (45384745), Table 2 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:51:23 ET - 2008/04/08
Seat 1: CrazyAssAdam (1,485)
Seat 2: nikkash (1,470)
Seat 3: danzku (1,500)
Seat 4: vegas6196 (1,500)
Seat 5: KD2552 (1,500)
Seat 6: CheckinMyAA (1,410)
Seat 7: Archimedean (1,635)
Seat 8: Turd Hurder 130 (1,500)
Seat 9: zeevette (1,500)
nikkash posts the small blind of 15
danzku posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CheckinMyAA [Qc Qh]
vegas6196 folds
KD2552 folds
CheckinMyAA raises to 90
Archimedean calls 90
Turd Hurder 130 calls 90
zeevette folds
CrazyAssAdam folds
nikkash raises to 330
danzku folds
CheckinMyAA raises to 1,410, and is all in
Archimedean folds
Turd Hurder 130 has 15 seconds left to act
Turd Hurder 130 calls 1,320
nikkash raises to 1,470, and is all in
Turd Hurder 130 calls 60
nikkash shows [Ks Kd] <--- orly????
CheckinMyAA shows [Qc Qh]
Turd Hurder 130 shows [7s As] <--- well played...
*** FLOP *** [3h 2c Td]
*** TURN *** [3h 2c Td] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [3h 2c Td Tc] [Ac]
nikkash shows two pair, Kings and Tens
Turd Hurder 130 shows two pair, Aces and Tens
Turd Hurder 130 wins the side pot (120) with two pair, Aces and Tens
CheckinMyAA shows two pair, Queens and Tens
Turd Hurder 130 wins the main pot (4,350) with two pair, Aces and Tens
CheckinMyAA stands up
nikkash stands up


Full Tilt Poker Game #5960995550: Tier One $6.50 + $0.40 Sit & Go (45384904), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:54:02 ET - 2008/04/08
Seat 1: CheckinMyAA (2,600)
Seat 2: Le fils a papa (400)
CheckinMyAA posts the small blind of 10
Le fils a papa posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CheckinMyAA [Kh Ks]
CheckinMyAA raises to 60
Le fils a papa raises to 400, and is all in
CheckinMyAA calls 340
Le fils a papa shows [Ac Ah] <---- KK no good heads up
CheckinMyAA shows [Kh Ks]
*** FLOP *** [Jc 8s 8h]
*** TURN *** [Jc 8s 8h] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 8s 8h 4h] [6h]
Le fils a papa shows two pair, Aces and Eights
CheckinMyAA shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Le fils a papa wins the pot (800) with two pair, Aces and Eights
CheckinMyAA: bahahaha


First hand at the second table of the heads up match. Snag has good Omaha stats, but his NL is in the shitter. He just eliminated the other guy with 66 vs 9Ts


Full Tilt Poker Game #5961060207: Tier One $6.50 + $0.40 Sit & Go (45384904), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:59:35 ET - 2008/04/08
Seat 1: CheckinMyAA (3,000)
Seat 2: Uncle Snag (3,000)
CheckinMyAA posts the small blind of 15
Uncle Snag posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CheckinMyAA [Ah Kh]
CheckinMyAA raises to 90
Uncle Snag raises to 3,000, and is all in
CheckinMyAA calls 2,910, and is all in
Uncle Snag shows [6c 6s] <--- sweet.
CheckinMyAA shows [Ah Kh]
*** FLOP *** [6d 3c 2c]
*** TURN *** [6d 3c 2c] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 3c 2c 8c] [2h]
Uncle Snag shows a full house, Sixes full of Twos
CheckinMyAA shows a pair of Twos
Uncle Snag wins the pot (6,000) with a full house, Sixes full of Twos
toplayr (Observer): he's horrible
CheckinMyAA stands up


At this point, I'm laughing out loud.


Full Tilt Poker Game #5961276833: Midnight Madness! (44728209), Table 146 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:18:19 ET - 2008/04/09
Seat 1: joelbond (2,910)
Seat 2: JDM9 (1,790)
Seat 3: brojas47 (2,080)
Seat 4: phoenixdq (1,645)
Seat 5: CheckinMyAA (1,395)
Seat 6: ualuke (1,005)
Seat 7: element-zero (1,485)
Seat 8: callmeCHEF (3,900)
Seat 9: chip_her_up (2,665)
chip_her_up posts the small blind of 20
joelbond posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CheckinMyAA [Kc Kh]
JDM9 calls 40
brojas47 folds
phoenixdq folds
CheckinMyAA raises to 160
ualuke has 15 seconds left to act
ualuke calls 160
element-zero folds
callmeCHEF folds
chip_her_up calls 140
joelbond calls 120
JDM9 calls 120
5 to the flop eh? Yikes... plznosetplznotsetplznotset
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9s 6c]
chip_her_up checks
joelbond checks
JDM9 checks
CheckinMyAA bets 620 <----- Obviously I'm going broke here
ualuke folds
chip_her_up has 15 seconds left to act
chip_her_up folds
joelbond calls 620
JDM9 folds
*** TURN *** [Qh 9s 6c] [4d]
joelbond checks
CheckinMyAA bets 615, and is all in
joelbond calls 615
CheckinMyAA shows [Kc Kh]
joelbond shows [9d 9h] <------- orly???!
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9s 6c 4d] [8s]
CheckinMyAA shows a pair of Kings
joelbond shows three of a kind, Nines
joelbond wins the pot (3,270) with three of a kind, Nines
CheckinMyAA stands up


KK is 0/3 in its last 3 appearances (2/3 for running into AA)
QQ is 3/3 for running into higher pairs (AA x2, KK x1)

JJ and AA don't really show up anymore.

Gooooood times.