Fuck poker. Seriously.

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Full Tilt Poker Game #5947814516: $28,000 Guarantee (44619463), Table 17 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:23:32 ET - 2008/04/07
Seat 1: CheckinMyAA (6,460)
Seat 2: drhat13 (8,600)
Seat 3: boiling (4,470)
Seat 4: SUPERPRINCIPE (7,687)
Seat 5: Made_hand (4,880)
Seat 6: LuckyAdviser (2,240)
Seat 7: 17700JT (3,860), is sitting out
Seat 8: SchefferPG (7,700)
Seat 9: jefffly (7,270)
SUPERPRINCIPE posts the small blind of 80
Made_hand posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CheckinMyAA [Ad Kh]
LuckyAdviser folds
17700JT folds
SchefferPG has 15 seconds left to act
SchefferPG raises to 411
jefffly folds
CheckinMyAA raises to 1,300
drhat13 folds
boiling folds
17700JT has reconnected
SUPERPRINCIPE folds
Made_hand folds
17700JT has returned
SchefferPG has 15 seconds left to act
SchefferPG raises to 7,700, and is all in
CheckinMyAA has 15 seconds left to act
CheckinMyAA calls 5,160, and is all in
SchefferPG shows [Js Qs] Brilliant 4b shove for almost 50BB.
CheckinMyAA shows [Ad Kh]
Uncalled bet of 1,240 returned to SchefferPG
*** FLOP *** [Jd 5h 8c]
*** TURN *** [Jd 5h 8c] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 5h 8c 3s] [Td]
SchefferPG shows a pair of Jacks
CheckinMyAA shows Ace King high
SchefferPG wins the pot (13,160) with a pair of Jacks
CheckinMyAA stands up

MATH
Lotta history with Chippy here that made this a snap call on the turn.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5948129915: Mondays at the Hoy (45101230), Table 8 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:50:54 ET - 2008/04/07
Seat 1: Chippy McStacks (15,581)
Seat 2: CheckinMyAA (10,356)
Seat 3: HighOnPoker (3,374)
Seat 4: Schaubs (4,903)
Seat 6: Evy35 (10,395)
Chippy McStacks antes 25
CheckinMyAA antes 25
HighOnPoker antes 25
Schaubs antes 25
Evy35 antes 25
Evy35 posts the small blind of 150
Chippy McStacks posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CheckinMyAA [Kc Js]
CheckinMyAA raises to 750
HighOnPoker folds
Schaubs folds
Evy35 folds
Chippy McStacks calls 450
*** FLOP *** [Qs Tc 4s]
Chippy McStacks bets 999
CheckinMyAA calls 999
*** TURN *** [Qs Tc 4s] [9s] I hold a spade and he's been playing a lot of shit against me. No way I can fold now.
Chippy McStacks checks
CheckinMyAA bets 2,600
Chippy McStacks raises to 8,582
CheckinMyAA calls 5,982, and is all in
Chippy McStacks shows [6s 7s] Offf course..
CheckinMyAA shows [Kc Js]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Tc 4s 9s] [9h]
Chippy McStacks shows a flush, Queen high
CheckinMyAA shows a straight, King high
Chippy McStacks wins the pot (20,937) with a flush, Queen high
Chippy McStacks: gg Yea, brilliant.
CheckinMyAA stands up


10$ MTT. Play a tight early game and am rediculously card dead. Pick up my first hand in god knows how long and

Full Tilt Poker Game #5947754091: $10 + $1 Tournament (45178510), Table 12 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:18:36 ET - 2008/04/07
Seat 1: sestinatim (3,730)
Seat 2: mrocklop (3,441)
Seat 3: CheckinMyAA (1,785)
Seat 4: CALIDOGS (5,861)
Seat 5: SHERMSTICK (5,888), is sitting out
Seat 6: SpiralOut04 (6,170)
Seat 7: i be TUCKFIELD (8,188)
Seat 8: thebrit46 (2,050)
Seat 9: jokericon (2,650)
CheckinMyAA posts the small blind of 80
CALIDOGS posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CheckinMyAA [Qd Qh]
SHERMSTICK folds
SpiralOut04 raises to 560
i be TUCKFIELD folds
thebrit46 folds
jokericon folds
sestinatim folds
mrocklop folds
CheckinMyAA raises to 1,785, and is all in
CALIDOGS folds
SpiralOut04 calls 1,225
CheckinMyAA shows [Qd Qh] zomg a hand!
SpiralOut04 shows [Ad As] Ah. yes.
*** FLOP *** [5h 5c 3s]
*** TURN *** [5h 5c 3s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [5h 5c 3s 8h] [2s]
CheckinMyAA shows two pair, Queens and Fives
SpiralOut04 shows two pair, Aces and Fives
SpiralOut04 wins the pot (3,730) with two pair, Aces and Fives
CheckinMyAA stands up


That is all. I haven't had any kind of cash in two months now. And I don't think I'm playing badly...



EDIT: Once wasn't enough...


Full Tilt Poker Game #5948653492: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (45291166), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:38:29 ET - 2008/04/08
Seat 1: Brazenraisin (1,650)
Seat 2: ak_bird_slayer (1,560)
Seat 3: mattwill40 (1,470)
Seat 4: TwoAce Carter (2,145)
Seat 5: jaymail34 (810)
Seat 6: ggosse (1,395)
Seat 7: CheckinMyAA (1,500)
Seat 8: Dirk Goldschap (1,470)
Seat 9: pokerman451 (1,500)
Dirk Goldschap posts the small blind of 15
pokerman451 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CheckinMyAA [Qh Qs]
Brazenraisin folds
ak_bird_slayer folds
mattwill40 folds
TwoAce Carter folds
jaymail34 calls 30
ggosse folds
CheckinMyAA raises to 120
Dirk Goldschap calls 105
pokerman451 folds
jaymail34 raises to 810, and is all in
CheckinMyAA raises to 1,500, and is all in
Dirk Goldschap folds
CheckinMyAA shows [Qh Qs]
jaymail34 shows [As Ad]
Uncalled bet of 690 returned to CheckinMyAA
*** FLOP *** [2h 7d 8c]
*** TURN *** [2h 7d 8c] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [2h 7d 8c 5s] [Ts]
CheckinMyAA shows a pair of Queens
jaymail34 shows a pair of Aces
jaymail34 wins the pot (1,770) with a pair of Aces