I am a payoff wizard

So far after 600 hands in June I've been as high as +60$, and down to -5$, and currently sit just above break even. Mainly because of hands like these.





And check out how this guy plays his rockets. Esp the open limp from the CO... wtf?!?



Kinda just shruggin' my shoulders here. Is it really THAT hard to run good consistently?


[Edit] Oh it's still goin! After 700 hands I flop my first set, and wouldn't you know it...



And more...



And more! 5-hi FD + Gutter MUST be good.




How the FUCK am I only down 2 buyins???